Do you want to know how to make your coworkers hate you? Follow this advice. These are surefire ways to ensure your coworkers will look forward to the day you are gone. Avoid these behaviors if you want to help create harmony in your workplace.

    nixiangrangnidetongshitaoyannima？najiuzhaozhewomendejianyizuoba。zheyangdehuanitongshiyidingdouhuiqipanzhenizoudenayitian。ruguoxianghetongshixiangchurongqiadehuajiuyaobimianzuozhexieshiqingle。

    1.Talk Loudly on Your Cell Phone … Especially in the Bathroom

    大聲的講電話，特別是在衛生間裏

    Your co-workers don't want to listen to your cell phone conversations. They are not as entertaining to anyone as they are to you. More importantly, they don't want to hear you talk on your phone while you are in the bathroom. It makes them uncomfortable.

    nidetongshibingbuxiangtingnijiangdianhua。dianhualideneirongduinilaishuoshizhonglequ，duitamenlaishuoquebushi。gengzhongyaodeshi

，tamenbuxiangtingnizaiweishengjianjiangdianhua，zhehuirangtamenhenbushufu。

    2.Take Credit for Your Co-Workers' Contributions to a Project

    將你同事對一個項目的貢獻全部歸功於自己

    When your boss congratulates you on a job well done, don't mention that you had a lot of help. Why does she need to know anyway? Better to look like you did it all on your own. And, when you need some help on the next project, where do you think your co-workers will be? Not on your team.

    當dang你ni的de上shang司si讚zan揚yang你ni某mou項xiang工gong作zuo做zuo得de很hen好hao時shi，不bu要yao告gao訴su他ta在zai完wan成cheng工gong作zuo途tu中zhong你ni得de到dao了le不bu少shao幫bang助zhu。總zong之zhi他ta為wei什shen麼me要yao知zhi道dao這zhe些xie呢ne
？最zui好hao看kan上shang去qu是shi你ni一yi個ge人ren完wan成cheng這zhe項xiang工gong作zuo的de。這zhe樣yang，下xia次ci你ni工gong作zuo中zhong需xu要yao幫bang助zhu時shi，你ni認ren為wei你ni的de同tong事shi還hai會hui幫bang你ni嗎ma？不bu會hui的de。

    3.Come to Work Sick

    帶病工作

    If you have a cold or a stomach virus, spread it around. Your co-workers will thank you. On second thought, no they won't. Well, hopefully they'll have the decency

    to call in sick and stop spreading the illness further.

    如ru果guo你ni感gan冒mao了le或huo者zhe得de了le腸chang炎yan，那na就jiu趕gan緊jin四si處chu傳chuan播bo病bing毒du吧ba。你ni的de同tong事shi會hui感gan激ji你ni的de。仔zai細xi想xiang想xiang，不bu

，他ta們men不bu會hui感gan激ji你ni的de。那na麼me，希xi望wang他ta們men會hui禮li貌mao的de要yao求qiu停ting止zhi疾ji病bing的de傳chuan播bo吧ba。

    4.Share Everything With Your Co-Workers

    和你的同事分享一切

    Your co-workers are a curious bunch

    so it is in their best interests if you tell them everything about your personal life - even if, no make that especially if, it makes them uncomfortable. Your motto should be "too much information is never enough."

    你的同事時一堆特別好奇的人
，所以如果你告訴他們你的一切私生活的話，他們會特別感興趣，即使（盡量忽略這個即使吧）這樣做會讓他們感到不舒服。你的名言應該是"再多的信息也是遠遠不夠的。"

    5.Talk to Your Co-Workers About Religion and Politics

    和你的同事談宗教和政治的問題

    Ah, religion and politics … two topics about which everyone is in total agreement. Well, not exactly. Your co-workers may be very sensitive about these topics so if you want to offend them in a hurry, make sure they know why your beliefs are the only right ones.

    啊……宗zong教jiao和he政zheng治zhi，幾ji乎hu是shi每mei個ge人ren都dou完wan全quan認ren同tong的de兩liang個ge話hua題ti。其qi實shi不bu是shi的de。你ni同tong事shi可ke能neng對dui這zhe類lei型xing的de話hua題ti比bi較jiao敏min感gan
，所suo以yi如ru果guo你ni想xiang輕qing易yi地di得de罪zui他ta們men的de話hua

，確que保bao他ta們men知zhi道dao你ni的de信xin仰yang才cai是shi唯wei一yi正zheng確que的de。

    6.Tell Your Co-Workers Dirty Jokes

    和你同事講黃色笑話

    Everyone appreciates a good joke, right? That may be true, but while most people appreciate a good joke, many are put off by dirty jokes. It's not your problem so keep telling those jokes, but don't be surprised if you find yourself accused of sexual harassment

    one day

    任ren何he人ren都dou喜xi歡huan好hao的de笑xiao話hua
，是shi嗎ma？也ye許xu是shi真zhen的de，但dan是shi正zheng如ru大da部bu分fen人ren都dou喜xi歡huan好hao笑xiao話hua
，也ye有you很hen多duo人ren抵di製zhi黃huang色se笑xiao話hua。不bu停ting的de講jiang黃huang色se笑xiao話hua並bing不bu是shi你ni的de錯cuo誤wu
，但dan是shi如ru果guo有you一yi天tian你ni被bei指zhi責ze為wei性xing騷sao擾rao也ye不bu要yao覺jiao得de奇qi怪guai。

    7.Spam Your Co-Workers

    發垃圾郵件騷擾你的同事

    Forward tons of email to all your co-workers. The content doesn't matter. Send it all - chain letters, jokes, and petitions. They'll be thinking of you as they keep hitting that delete button.

    發一大堆郵件給你同事。內容不重要。把他們都發出去吧--不管是連鎖信

，笑話，還是訴狀等。當他們不停的按刪除鍵的時候，他們一定會想起你的。

    8.Chew Your Gum Loudly

    大聲的嚼口香糖。

    Nothing sounds as yummy as the noise made by someone cracking their chewing gum and smacking their lips. It may drive your co-workers crazy, but isn't that what you're trying to do?

    沒有什麼比大聲的嚼口香糖，並發出吧嗒吧嗒響聲聽起來更美味了。這能把你同事逼瘋，但這不正是你想做的嗎？

    9.Don't Carry Your Own Weight

    不做完自己份內的工作

    If you don't do your fair share of the work required by your department, your co-workers will have to pick up the slack. They'll be so exhausted from doing all the work, they won't be able to thank you.

    如(ru)果(guo)你(ni)不(bu)能(neng)完(wan)成(cheng)部(bu)門(men)分(fen)配(pei)給(gei)你(ni)的(de)任(ren)務(wu)
，那(na)麼(me)你(ni)的(de)同(tong)事(shi)就(jiu)需(xu)要(yao)額(e)外(wai)幫(bang)你(ni)做(zuo)完(wan)你(ni)的(de)任(ren)務(wu)。他(ta)們(men)會(hui)因(yin)為(wei)做(zuo)完(wan)所(suo)有(you)的(de)工(gong)作(zuo)而(er)勞(lao)累(lei)不(bu)已(yi)，當(dang)然(ran)他(ta)們(men)也(ye)不(bu)會(hui)感(gan)謝(xie)你(ni)。

    10.Talk Down to Your Co-Workers

    居高臨下的和你同事講話

    You may think talking down to your co-workers will build you up, but a condescending

    attitude will not make you appear stronger. It will, however, make your co-workers resent you.

    你也許認為居高臨下的和同事講話可以建立你的威信
，但是高傲的態度並不會讓你看起來更強
，反而會讓你的同事憎恨你。